澳大利亚总理宣称世界末日本月来临：它是真实的

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澳大利亚总理近日在一视频网站上宣称世界末日就要降临，希望她与澳大利亚人民战斗到最后。

吉拉德发表“世界末日”讲话的视频截图。

吉拉德称，灾难预言者是正确的，这个月就是世界末日的来临。

她在Youtube视频网站上向所有澳大利亚人称：“我的澳大利亚同胞们，世界末日就要来啦。这不是千禧年危机，也不是碳税，而是玛雅人的年历，它是真实的。”

吉拉德说，虽然澳大利亚联邦科学与工业研究组织不能确认这一消息，但她很有信心，有关世界末日的预测是正确的。

吉拉德表示：“不管最后我们是死在僵尸手里，还是恶魔怪兽，但不管怎样你们都知道，我一定会帮你们战斗到底。祝你们好运！”

报道称，吉拉德在发表这段讲话时表情十分严肃，演讲台后面摆放着两面澳大利亚国旗。

The Prime Minister of Australia has sent a message to triple j listeners, in what is a clear show of faith in Tom & Alex's ability to predict the future... 
Certain Mayan-predicted death, total global destruction and bad stuff will take place on Friday 7 December 2012. Dr Karl, and now the PM, have confirmed it - so it must be true. 
In a bold attempt at surviving the nuclear fallout and duck plague that is sure to ensue, Tom and Alex have decided to broadcast their last show live from the ABC bunker - built to survive the strongest of apocalypses as well as house Kerry O'Brien's collection of fine wines. 
They will be joined by comedian Tim Minchin who will be performing the final Like A Version of all time, as well as sports superstar Ellyse Perry, a Children's Choir, and a bunch of carefully selected triple j listeners who will be used as baby incubators and/or food to help in the human race's survival. 

Julia Gillard: 'The end of the world is coming'

THE Prime Minister has delivered a chilling message confirming what many people around the world feared: the Mayans were right.

Julia Gillard's 50-second message addresses her "dear remaining fellow Australians". She steps in ahead of CSIRO scientists to foreshadow the world's impending doom.

Ms Gillard lists the likely doomsday bringers to be flesh-eating zombies, demonic hell-beasts.... or K-Pop. But not the carbon price.

According to the Mayan calendar, the world will meet its fiery end on December 21, 2012. Which means that, according to Doomsdayers, we've got a cool 15 days left to check everything off our bucket lists.

NASA has even taken the unusual step of publishing a fact sheet called Beyond 2012: Why The World Won't End.

OK, so it's just a commercial for a Triple J breakfast show but, more importantly, SAVE YOURSELVES.

With clinical, emotionless delivery, Ms Gillard warns us all, says she will always fight for us and closes by saying: "good luck to you all". Oh and "at least this means I won't have to do Q & A again". 

When contacted, the Prime Minister's office said: "What Australian doesn't mind a laugh from time to time? Anyway, the world's going to end tomorrow so shouldn't you be writing about that?"

It's Dr Karl Kruszelnicki's fault the PM is spooked - he came up with the theory the world will end tomorrow, two weeks earlier than the far-more-popular prediction of December 21.

Dr Karl, the prolific science writer and author of 50 Shades of Grey Matter, said he came up with the date after developing a complex algorithm using the Mayan calendar, the Gregorian calendar, mathematics, and comedy.

Unfortunately the algorithm was far too complex for most of us to understand, but suffice to say the logic behind it is as rock solid as the logic behind the idea that because a Mayan calendar runs out on December 21 the Earth will come to some sort of devastating end.

"I was using science for the purposes of science and comedy," Dr Karl said.

"On the 21st of December, inconveniently only two shopping days before Christmas the Mayan calendar will click over.

"But to say the world will end is like saying today’s date is the 29th and therefore your cut lunch will turn into a shoe. That's how rational and logical it is."

"So I tried to turn December 21 back into December 7."