肥佬市長福特不參加自豪大遊行(Pride parade)的十大原因

肥佬市長福特不參加自豪大遊行(Pride parade)的十大原因

 1. 無需要啦,自己經已夠晒自豪啦。

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3. 你話D班gay佬,gay婆,会唔会選我囉, 晒氣啦。

4. 市民選我都係為咗條subway, 唔係去上街遊行。Subway,subway,subway!

5. 你估佢地係乜水,逢請就一定必到!?

6. 我怕怕囉。会唔会傳染架?

7. 仲要着D奇裝異服,招搖過市,鬼咁肉酸, 唔制。

8. 七月天時,天氣炎熱,我D肥佬頂唔順, 仲話去遊行,囉呢攪啦, 都係去避暑合算D。

9. 做人最緊要睇得遠,唔能夠只顧目前, 討好班gay佬。記住Election 2014呀!

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