肥佬市長福特需要另一个加拿大日遊行的十大原因

Top Ten Reasons Why the Fords Want another Parade on Canada Day

1.   Diversion  声東擊西, 轉移視線

2.   The more the merrier  越多越熱鬧

3.   Political Counter Balance  政治緩衝

4.   A way out of his homophobic embarrassment  鋪後路

5.   Gay Pride Parade vs. Weight Pride Parade ?   肥佬大遊行 ?

6.   More parades, more traffic jam, more need for subways  突出地铁的重要性

7.   Creative musing  順口開河, 不知所謂

8.   An irrelevant project at a time ---- How to run City Hall  做一日和尚(市長), 敲一日鐘

9.   Suggestions: Lesbian Parade, Bisexual Parade, Transsexual Parade, Undecided Parade, Straight Parade, Sexually Correct Parade ……………  女同性大遊行, 轉性大遊行, 未定性大遊行, 異性大遊行, 性政治正確大遊行,

10. Or simply: Fords’ Other Parade  福特”莫須有”大遊行